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[As the video starts to play, the person on screen looks like they've come about as close to the brink of death as anyone can manage and still come back from it. Her dark hair is pulled back from her ghostly white face and pale blue eyes that are normally accentuated with black eye makeup, appear to be lined with blood. Her tongue flickers out over dry, cracked lips and the picture is shaky, as if the person holding the camera has unsteady hands.]

Aren't you supposed to take the red pill before you wake up in bizarro land? [The woman trying to inject as much vibrancy as she can manage into her voice, despite the obvious struggle to do so.]

There should at least be food. Like, nachos. Why don't any of my kidnappings ever come with nachos?

[The shake of the camera worsens as she pulls one hand away, trying to rub away the evidence of what had happened before she woke up here.]

As comfortable as this floor is... if somebody could point me in the direction of food? [Aware of how she looks, her hand vaguely gestures to her face.] It's okay. It was just a minor case of Fae plague. A burger or six and I'll be good to go.

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Uh... fae plague? [What.] There's plenty of food. You can have all the burgers and nachos you want. You're in a magic mansion. Is... uh... fae plague contagious?

[Errr...] Not unless we're sharing bowls.

[Assuming you trust the word of a stranger that looks like death warmed up.]

Can we back up to the part where you said magic mansion?

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Dining room. Mom makes whatever you want. Burger, nachos, pasta, curry. Eat 'til you burst.

[She's really struggling with the fact that on one hand, Kenzi is now imagining it was your Mom who kidnapped her and she should be alarmed by that but on the other?]

Like... whatever I want?

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The cupboard in any of the unoccupied rooms. Ask it for whatever you want.

Could you... repeat that? I'm pretty sure I'm hallucinating right now cause I just heard you tell me to ask a cupboard.

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If you have any kind of plague, shouldn't you be in a quarantine zone?

[she doesn't want to catch anything. or you know find something sentient rocks can catch.]

That depends. Does quarantine come with Nachos? [Kenzi, no.]

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Isn't the plague a really...bad thing? I don't know about fae plagues but um...sounds contagious. Do you need any help?

[Like, he doesn't want to possibly catch the plague, but if she needs help from afar, he'll try.]

You planning on eating Cream of Dead People Soup any time soon? [As for the help?] I'm in the process of trying to repair my relationship with gravity so, I'll get back to you on that one.

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I - Kenzi lmao

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pure gold tbh

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my fav thread rn

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this makes me so happy udek!

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[o.o]

Are you...sure you're okay?

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It's just a little eye blood. Nothing that doesn't happen every once in a while.

[Except for the fact that it generally doesn't happen to anyone ever so...]

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[ Fae plague, well that's new. It should really phase Darcy more than it does. Like, really. ]

Seems like the food things've been covered. There's also coffee if you need a pick-me-up. My coffee shop's down on the first floor. I've also got a kitchen in the back if you're still hungry, too.

And booze.

[ Booze always tends to help people with the whole transition to Wonderland. ]

I'm Darcy, by the way.

[Oh. Hello. That's one way to make a half dead girl perk up.]

Honey. You had me at booze. [Can anyone say 'Hi new best friend forever.'] First floor... is that like, staggering distance from the big marble room that smells like my Aunt Ludmila?

[Even now she's making herself stand up because clearly her priorities are the best.] Kenzi. Hi - I will be there... well ya know this could take a while but I promise you I'm on my way.

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Maybe you deliriously chased the rabbit.

[ Natasha's only arrived back herself, but she'd poked back through the last few transmissions upon arriving just to see what she'd missed. And the sight of this girl had given her pause, head cocked slightly to the side as she listens to the transmission and studies her appearance. ]

What's a fae plague? Are you contagious? That looks rather unpleasant.

Pretty sure I passed out in Narnia so I'm not ruling that one out. [She's possibly the only person who could say; 'stranger things have happened' and not be full of shit.]

Something that happens when you make the mistake of being hungry in the house of a stranger. [There's a story there. Whether it's a good one or not is yet to be determined but it sure is a story.]

All cured. They apparently couldn't wait until after I showered to kidnap me.

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There's totally food. And alcohol, because damn, you're looking a little rough. No offense.

[ He winces, because well. Tact is not always his strong point. Sorry, Kenzi. ]

There's a dining room on the first floor, and a kitchen. The bar's on Fifth, and there's a Diner up on the top floor. There's also magic closets that can usually give you most things you want if you ask 'em nicely.

Should you be in a hospital or something? There's a clinic down on the first floor. Or, uh, I think we got some healers in this place too.

[She considers that for a moment, like she's trying to decide how she feels about it but if she looks even half as bad as she feels?]

None taken. [Of course the fact that he softened the blow with assurances of food and alcohol could have something to do with it.]

No - no no... nooooo hospitals. If I see one more needle I'm going to stab somebody with it. [Issues?! What issues.] Just need a little whiskey, some clean clothes, a shower, some food and whiskey. [A beat.] I'm not delirious it was just worth repeating.

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[ The feed opens on Sharon's confused expression, the eyes thinned as she watches the woman. ] How... many kidnappings do you- [ She shakes her head. ] There's a kitchen on the first floor, or you can... kind of... wish for it from the closet.

Um... ya know. [Counting them off in her head.] A couple or few - three times? If we're counting this one I mean. One of those times only half counts cause it was just a few hours in a trunk with a dead body.

[For somebody who gets kidnapped a lot, she sure seems to be taking it in her stride.]

What like, a magic lamp?! Does Robin Williams appear if I rub it the right way?

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The closets will give you nachos. So will the kitchens or the diner on the eigth floor. Or probably the bar if you ask really nicely.

[ Billy can't help staring. ]

You can pick any empty room you want. The closets will give you anything and there would be a bathroom if you wanna clean up.

[ He gestures to her face, mostly to the blood on her face. ]

So, uh, Fae plague? That as nasty as it sounds because it sounds pretty nasty.

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I don't suppose this place comes with an elevator, does it? [Cause that's a whole lot of stairs with all the floors she keeps hearing about. She could of course blame this on the Plague Hangover but in reality? If there's a lazy way to do something then Kenzi's all about it.]

Is that you're way of telling me I look like ass? [Face serious, at least for half a second before a wry grin pulls at the corner of her mouth. She doesn't even need to see herself in the mirror to know this is not her finest hour.]

Nastier. Lets just say that it involves an unfortunate case of, accidental cannibalism.

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[ Something about this new girl makes Isabela compelled to reply to her video. ]

Do you get kidnapped often?

[She hesitates before answering, like she's trying to come up with an answer that wouldn't seem quite so bad.]

Yeah I think I just have one of those faces. [...]

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I'm not sure I want to know what a more serious case looks out.

( Dead, that's her guess )

Are you okay?

[Arranging herself so she looks a little more together than she actually us.

Lydia earns an A+ in Fae Plague.]

Okay is kind of a, relative term right now. Pros? Not dead. Cons... Still feel like I might be and then there's the whole kidnapped thing which i gotta say? [Searching for the words.] I've had worse?

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Wait, your kidnappings don't come with nachos? Seriously. Clearly you need to unionize...

That's what I'm sayin! [See you joke Ray and yet. If anyone would try to do this..] The Union for Freedom Challenged Humans. We could have membership cards. And lanyards!

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Fae plague, you say?

[He caught the rest of her message, of course, but there are certain words that tend to pop out at people, particularly people who come from a world where plagues or blights are very real concerns.

Concerned though he is, Dorian remains as congenial as ever, a smile firmly in place, even as his brows draw slightly downward as he tries to discern just how unwell she may or may not be.]

That sounds unpleasant, to say the very least. Are you in need of assistance?

Lets just say I feel worse than I look and this is an improvement. [On both counts, disturbingly enough.]

But no need to worry. [Working to sell that too.] I'm all cured... I'm just, taking a little break while I repair my relationship with gravity.

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