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[As the video starts to play, the person on screen looks like they've come about as close to the brink of death as anyone can manage and still come back from it. Her dark hair is pulled back from her ghostly white face and pale blue eyes that are normally accentuated with black eye makeup, appear to be lined with blood. Her tongue flickers out over dry, cracked lips and the picture is shaky, as if the person holding the camera has unsteady hands.]

Aren't you supposed to take the red pill before you wake up in bizarro land? [The woman trying to inject as much vibrancy as she can manage into her voice, despite the obvious struggle to do so.]

There should at least be food. Like, nachos. Why don't any of my kidnappings ever come with nachos?

[The shake of the camera worsens as she pulls one hand away, trying to rub away the evidence of what had happened before she woke up here.]

As comfortable as this floor is... if somebody could point me in the direction of food? [Aware of how she looks, her hand vaguely gestures to her face.] It's okay. It was just a minor case of Fae plague. A burger or six and I'll be good to go.

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Nope. That would be entirely too easy. Though be careful what you eat. I once ate Christmas cookies here that turned me into a five year old. [ That was an experience. ]

Ok, but if you suddenly start speaking in ancient dead languages I'm going to have to find a priest.

That depends on whose house I'm in I guess? I mean we used to have Hannibal Lecter here. His soup I would definitely assume is people. [ He's been here entirely too long if his immediate answer isn't no. ]

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Yeah see, you say that like it's a bad thing.

So long as you film the bed levitation and head spinny projectile vom, I am totally fine with that.

Now, see?! [They're on the same page here which... really does say much about you Billy. She's not sure if that's disturbing or oddly comforting.]

I totally got Will Grahamed only mine came with a side of eye blood. Plus, there was no Chianti to wash that stuff down with. Just a whole lot of hand soap. [A beat.] I don't even want to think about where the toothbrush had been.

Well when you aren't expecting to be five years old for three days...

[ Though he will admit that's probably on the tamer side for Wonderland. ]

I'm not sure filming would be my first instinct in that case but I'll try to remember.

[ He blinks when she keeps talking. ] You drank dish soap?

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