Wait, did Katara and Zuko talk to you already?

[Wow, Sokka, way to go on checking the other conversations! He just isn't as nosy as Katara. And, well, the title of Heir of Breath sounds almost identical in Sokka's book.]

Aang's a good friend of mine. It's kinda complicated, but he's basically the bridge between worlds and all, and we're working-- well, were working to stop the firelord from destroying the world.

Yeah, it figures.

[Well, it seems like they need to go hunting for Sokka's intelligence again.]

And, yeah, I say "were" because I don't know what happe-- Wait, hold on a minute!

[Hey, here's a good question. How many universes do you think would be like the one John just described? Say, between one a million. Take a wild guess.]

Did you also happen to be chased around everywhere?

Kinda as in "whoa, there may be some guy chasing after us in a boat" or "DUCK, THEY'RE CHUCKING FIREBALLS AT US" kinda?

[Well, wait, that's a bad comparison. The two kind of go hand in hand in his world.]

Because while they both go together, there's still a difference, believe me.

So you mean both! Okay, so, next question!

[If this sounds like an interrogation, it's just because Sokka's using his infamous detective skills here. ...By which Katara would've pointed this out way before him.]

Would you call the guy some weird monster?

[He has a point with this, really.]

[Well, Sokka, you did ask an ambiguous question there. Isn't that the case with murderers, anyway?]

It probably doesn't matter, but do you know a guy with red ey--agh!

[WHY DO ANIMALS LIKE LICKING HIM. Does that have to be a thing? The sheep appears in view for a full minute as Sokka's laying on the floor.]

Pff! Red eyes! Do you know a guy with red eyes?

[He's rubbing at his face with one hand while shooing Sheepie away with the other. No, there's nothing weird going on here! He was just knocked off his chair by a sheep of all things!]

Okay, good, then you can--phht--answer this one!

[At least John is ignoring the weird sheep licking Sokka's face! Sokka's waving away Sheepie yet again, and it's a minute later when he's out of his room before he can ask:]

Is he like that with everyone?

Yeah, I could see that last part and all.

[Just not the part about him not meaning it.]

And who's Rose? Wait, hold on, I didn't even ask your name, did I?

[Maybe one day he'll learn manners. Oh, one day.]

Okay, so, I'm Sokka, and that sheep you may or may have not seen is Sheepie.

[Then John probably heard Sheepie baaing since Sokka's standing outside his door like an idiot.]

Hey, I did that once! Psychoanala-lajahooey, I mean.

[Wait, that's not how you say it!]

The friend I was telling you about, well, it was a few days before the big day of the invasi--

Baa!

--..ion. Uh. Long story short, he kinda went crazy, what with him forgetting it was four days away and all, and Sheepie kinda came from that time, I guess? Well, the mansion brought him here and all, and he's only half koala-sheep, buutt-- Yeeah. It's nice meeting you and all!

Yeah, I could ask her! But, uh, you mean you're bestfriends, right?

[...What's so bad about saying the word bestfriends, anyway? That's a really, really weird reaction!]

Because, hey, no offense and all, but how could you be friends with him?

[Because John seems nice. At least, given everything that's probably happened.]

[Boyfriends?]