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entranceway2012-01-29 02:58 pm
hamburellakind) wrote in entranceway2012-01-29 02:58 pm
-- ectoBiologist [EB] began (ACCIDENTALLY) pestering entranceway 24 --
[John's comm appears to be balanced on something precarious, if the gentle rocking from side to side is any indication. The camera is trained on an expanse of white-- apparently the area just in front of the mansion --where John is busy using his windy powers to form the shape of a giant salamander out of snow. It's going pretty well, all things considered, though this specific kind of salamander will only be recognizable to a select few within the mansion. He's even getting up close and personal with the eyes, floating up to do detail work about ten feet up.
Eventually John just hovers in midair, surveying his work. His hands land on his hips and he makes a satisfied noise. He is officially done! Time to clear out some space at the bottom. John raises his hands, sweeping the excess snow behind him aaaand knocking his comm to the ground.]
...Whoops!
Eventually John just hovers in midair, surveying his work. His hands land on his hips and he makes a satisfied noise. He is officially done! Time to clear out some space at the bottom. John raises his hands, sweeping the excess snow behind him aaaand knocking his comm to the ground.]
...Whoops!
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[At least John is ignoring the weird sheep licking Sokka's face! Sokka's waving away Sheepie yet again, and it's a minute later when he's out of his room before he can ask:]
Is he like that with everyone?
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Uh, what do you mean?
dang, John
Well, you know!
[The narration would like to provide the responses Sokka might give if he weren't from a kid's show: an asshole, an inconsiderate prick, the king of spouting bullshit.]
...A jerk!
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[Just not the part about him not meaning it.]
And who's Rose? Wait, hold on, I didn't even ask your name, did I?
[Maybe one day he'll learn manners. Oh, one day.]
Okay, so, I'm Sokka, and that sheep you may or may have not seen is Sheepie.
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Hey, I did that once! Psychoanala-lajahooey, I mean.
[Wait, that's not how you say it!]
The friend I was telling you about, well, it was a few days before the big day of the invasi--
Baa!
--..ion. Uh. Long story short, he kinda went crazy, what with him forgetting it was four days away and all, and Sheepie kinda came from that time, I guess? Well, the mansion brought him here and all, and he's only half koala-sheep, buutt-- Yeeah. It's nice meeting you and all!
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[...What's so bad about saying the word bestfriends, anyway? That's a really, really weird reaction!]
Because, hey, no offense and all, but how could you be friends with him?
[Because John seems nice. At least, given everything that's probably happened.]
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Well, um. We're more than...than just friends. He's kind of my boyfriend.
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I'll say when I'm done
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DONE
[If it sounds like he's pleading, it's because he is. HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?!]
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No. It means...the same as it would if I were a girl.
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[...What.]
Why would you--? How could you--?
[Okay, his voice should not go up that high of an octave. And he doesn't mean to be a jerk, honest!]
What?!
[That's a legitimate thing?!]
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It-- I have feelings for him, okay! It's no different than if I liked a girl!
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That can happen?!
[So that means some of the things he did during The-Event-That-Must-Not-Be-Named could actually-- Oh, John's making his head spin here. That's an actual thing?! It's not just some nonexistent thing that the mansion made up on the spot?!]
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[Really, what's he supposed to think?]
I never even saw it happen before, and nobody even talked about i-- I didn't even know it could even-- I didn't know it even existed!
[Technically, it could be considered the Dark Ages from John's standpoint, what with the war and whatnot.]
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Well, it does. Sometimes.
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