Luke Smith (
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Anyone know how to fight a dinosaur?
[Someone got out on the wrong side of the velociraptor-susceptible bed this morning. Shirtless and rumpled and bleeding all over the toilet cistern he's sitting on, Luke's having the worst sleepover ever.
But there is a moment of peace in which to make this whispered video, and so he tacks on a maudlin revelation.]
America's stuff's disappeared. That means he's really gone, doesn't it?
[He knows it does. Doesn't stop him hoping someone will tell him otherwise.
Something heavy slams into the bathroom door, and Luke jerks back, staring for one, two tense seconds as he waits to recreate the worst scene in Jurassic Park. Outside, that shit-stirring little reptile is hissing and screeching like the smug bastard he is. He knows what he does.]
But the dinosaur's free. And mad. The dinosaur's really mad. Help. Please.
[Someone. Before he has to start surviving off toothpaste and soap flakes.]
[Someone got out on the wrong side of the velociraptor-susceptible bed this morning. Shirtless and rumpled and bleeding all over the toilet cistern he's sitting on, Luke's having the worst sleepover ever.
But there is a moment of peace in which to make this whispered video, and so he tacks on a maudlin revelation.]
America's stuff's disappeared. That means he's really gone, doesn't it?
[He knows it does. Doesn't stop him hoping someone will tell him otherwise.
Something heavy slams into the bathroom door, and Luke jerks back, staring for one, two tense seconds as he waits to recreate the worst scene in Jurassic Park. Outside, that shit-stirring little reptile is hissing and screeching like the smug bastard he is. He knows what he does.]
But the dinosaur's free. And mad. The dinosaur's really mad. Help. Please.
[Someone. Before he has to start surviving off toothpaste and soap flakes.]
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All right, then. I hope you brought your trainers.
[She hefts the tranq gun up.]
As soon as this puppy is ready to shoot, I'll let you know.
[She begins charging it up.]
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Running shoes. But it looks like you've got it handled.
[She fiddles with the gun's controls.]
Come on, come on, warm up.
[Every second feels like it's taking forever and then BAM. A flash of lights and this dinosaur is sleeping like it's friend. Relieved, Amy lets the gun fall to her side and leans against the door frame.]
Well, at least that part's over. Hopefully there's enough juice in this thing to keep them out for a while.
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Running shoes? [He's wearing very smart boots, thank you.] Do they make shoes just for running?
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Of course they do. They make shoes for everything. Don't they have special shoes where you come from? [Hint: because if not Amy is taking you closet shopping.]
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Luke, the dinosaurs are sleeping! Come out here and tell me how many shoes you own!
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But no way in hell is he going out into that room shirtless, so he turns his head and calls through the wood.]
Seven! Are you two okay? Are you hurt? Are the dinosaurs hurt?
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