Text/Action Catch-All
Apr. 26th, 2014 09:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[It's a little unusual for James to actively choose to mass-text the whole mention instead of taking a video of himself (it's like wizard photographs, but with sound! ...So, like paintings, but with less paint!) but not this event. You blew it Wonderland. You could have had his handsome self on camera, but then you had to try and make him sing.]
No. Absolutely not.
I mean, don't get me wrong -- i'm great at a lot of things.
I'm bloody fantastic at most things!
Star Quidditch player, top of my classes
so mischievous a swarm of Cornish pixies would be jealous
devilishly handsome. absurdly clever.
My score out've 10 is probably somewhere around a 17.
All in all? I'm easily one of the most talented blokes I know.
[Every single word of that needed to be said, and this event has removed any will to edit it down at all.]
But everyone's got to be bad at something. Even me!
I'm sure you're all crushed and heartbroken and I'm sorry for that really
But I
I can't sing.
I can't sing even a little so this event is obviously a form of the cruelest and most unusual punishment imaginable!
So, sadly, I am going to have to break a few more hearts and insist on taking a vow of silence for the weekend, or until this stupid event seems to be over -- whichever comes first
I know, I know! I don't want to do it
But I must to save your eardrums (and my dignity. mostly that really)
When you're wallowing in sorrow, realizing that you haven't heard me speak in a while, just remember: it is entirely wonderland's fault and it will all be over eventually.
[And he ends the message on that note. He can be found in his usual haunts around the mansion -- his room, the kitchens, outside, etc -- and he really will be trying his damnedest not to talk at all, from summoning a notepad and quill to ridiculous charades. Of course, the event won't let him succeed, but even if there wasn't an event in place, he's so talkative normally that this plan was doomed from the start.]
No. Absolutely not.
I mean, don't get me wrong -- i'm great at a lot of things.
I'm bloody fantastic at most things!
Star Quidditch player, top of my classes
so mischievous a swarm of Cornish pixies would be jealous
devilishly handsome. absurdly clever.
My score out've 10 is probably somewhere around a 17.
All in all? I'm easily one of the most talented blokes I know.
[Every single word of that needed to be said, and this event has removed any will to edit it down at all.]
But everyone's got to be bad at something. Even me!
I'm sure you're all crushed and heartbroken and I'm sorry for that really
But I
I can't sing.
I can't sing even a little so this event is obviously a form of the cruelest and most unusual punishment imaginable!
So, sadly, I am going to have to break a few more hearts and insist on taking a vow of silence for the weekend, or until this stupid event seems to be over -- whichever comes first
I know, I know! I don't want to do it
But I must to save your eardrums (and my dignity. mostly that really)
When you're wallowing in sorrow, realizing that you haven't heard me speak in a while, just remember: it is entirely wonderland's fault and it will all be over eventually.
[And he ends the message on that note. He can be found in his usual haunts around the mansion -- his room, the kitchens, outside, etc -- and he really will be trying his damnedest not to talk at all, from summoning a notepad and quill to ridiculous charades. Of course, the event won't let him succeed, but even if there wasn't an event in place, he's so talkative normally that this plan was doomed from the start.]