Apr. 26th, 2014

pottershotter: (They are dead and they are gone)
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[It's a little unusual for James to actively choose to mass-text the whole mention instead of taking a video of himself (it's like wizard photographs, but with sound! ...So, like paintings, but with less paint!) but not this event. You blew it Wonderland. You could have had his handsome self on camera, but then you had to try and make him sing.]

No. Absolutely not.
I mean, don't get me wrong -- i'm great at a lot of things.
I'm bloody fantastic at most things!
Star Quidditch player, top of my classes
so mischievous a swarm of Cornish pixies would be jealous
devilishly handsome. absurdly clever.
My score out've 10 is probably somewhere around a 17.
All in all? I'm easily one of the most talented blokes I know.


[Every single word of that needed to be said, and this event has removed any will to edit it down at all.]

But everyone's got to be bad at something. Even me!
I'm sure you're all crushed and heartbroken and I'm sorry for that really
But I
I can't sing.
I can't sing even a little so this event is obviously a form of the cruelest and most unusual punishment imaginable!
So, sadly, I am going to have to break a few more hearts and insist on taking a vow of silence for the weekend, or until this stupid event seems to be over -- whichever comes first
I know, I know! I don't want to do it
But I must to save your eardrums (and my dignity. mostly that really)
When you're wallowing in sorrow, realizing that you haven't heard me speak in a while, just remember: it is entirely wonderland's fault and it will all be over eventually.


[And he ends the message on that note. He can be found in his usual haunts around the mansion -- his room, the kitchens, outside, etc -- and he really will be trying his damnedest not to talk at all, from summoning a notepad and quill to ridiculous charades. Of course, the event won't let him succeed, but even if there wasn't an event in place, he's so talkative normally that this plan was doomed from the start.]
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Hi, Eway! I have a couple of quick reminders for the community.

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Now we'll return to your regularly scheduled Oncingham-ler event.
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[Crowley is staring very intently at the camera. But not like last time. There's no anger or anything like that. Just mild bewilderment, and then a winning grin.]

[Without saying a word, he sets the communicator aside, revealing himself to be stationed at a piano. Where did he even get a piano? Do not question. He cracks his knuckles. Sets his fingers on the keys.]

[Then he starts singing.]


Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?


[ooc: THREADJACK TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT TAGGING ORDER JUST GO FUCKNUTS OMG EVERYBODY SING ALONG]
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[It's been a while, hasn't it, Wonderland. Tom doesn't have the balls to approach the network any way other than text. He doesn't want to show his face. He doesn't even want to do this but it's only fair to post a public warning. This is stupid, asking for trouble, he knows. But. Well. Event.]


This is a public notice.

I've relocated to the 1st floor. I'll try to stay out of your way.

For what it's worth, I'm so sorry. If it were up to me I'd disappear completely, but it's not fair to any of you to be in the clinic.

I've never been a man of words but sorry doesn't even to begin to express what I am. Sick, maybe. Sick and without any way to make amends for it. My future self could have prevented this and I can't pretend to understand why he didn't.

But what I know for sure is that I am not dangerous.


[Tom has relocated to room 025 on the first floor. He will be spending most of his time trying to avoid every living being but if you're after a confrontation or just curious to meet Wonderland's resident nutjob, he's there.]

A PRAYER )

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