The existance of a rulebook for something as simple as a game has caused me to ponder whether or not you lot have actually designated a law system to prevent any mishaps from happening in the mansion and on the grounds. It seems to me that there is a significant lack of law around here in general, which is obviously unacceptable. Common sense, lacking the trait of being common in and of itself, is not a suitable way to govern a society.

[There is a hard 'CRACK' as she smacks her cane into her desk.]

However, [she sighs] I suppose many of you are unaccustomed to Alternian law, as well as simply having a softer justice system in comparison to the apparently harsh law we have on Alternia.

[Here's lookin' at you, humans.]

I have read quite a few f your human law books, but many of the laws seem rather dated, pointless, arbitrarty and useless for a society as small as this one. So my plan is this. Consider this an announcement as well as an open forum for the public to submit ideas on what our new law system should be based on as well as possible new laws and so on and such forth. I will write them all down, consider them and return with a comprehensive list based on my good judgement and then we will restart the process until either the majority is satisfied or I am satisfied.

The former will probably happen first.