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entranceway2012-01-29 02:58 pm
hamburellakind) wrote in entranceway2012-01-29 02:58 pm
-- ectoBiologist [EB] began (ACCIDENTALLY) pestering entranceway 24 --
[John's comm appears to be balanced on something precarious, if the gentle rocking from side to side is any indication. The camera is trained on an expanse of white-- apparently the area just in front of the mansion --where John is busy using his windy powers to form the shape of a giant salamander out of snow. It's going pretty well, all things considered, though this specific kind of salamander will only be recognizable to a select few within the mansion. He's even getting up close and personal with the eyes, floating up to do detail work about ten feet up.
Eventually John just hovers in midair, surveying his work. His hands land on his hips and he makes a satisfied noise. He is officially done! Time to clear out some space at the bottom. John raises his hands, sweeping the excess snow behind him aaaand knocking his comm to the ground.]
...Whoops!
Eventually John just hovers in midair, surveying his work. His hands land on his hips and he makes a satisfied noise. He is officially done! Time to clear out some space at the bottom. John raises his hands, sweeping the excess snow behind him aaaand knocking his comm to the ground.]
...Whoops!
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What are these hypothetical Mexicans escaping, hombre?
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absolutely refuse
mediocre pronunciation you get brownie points for trying
please i did a presentation on boarder hopping for english class. i could tell you practically anything on that shit
its a long ass story but ill shorten it to save valuable time and energy
not to mention my fingers from tapping that shit out
basically they are escaping from godchihuahua
biggest fucking chihuahua youd ever seen
bigger than godzilla even
fucking puts el chupacabra to shame dude
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Shit. Well, I can't blame them for that.
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see
much more exciting than your funny and sometimes gag me with a fucking angry lion cub not funny men
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Dave, come here so I can touch your face in a totally affectionate and not annoyed manner.
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im also dessert and dinner expert
breakfast doesnt even fucking exist i mean seriously
nope
the moment i set foot out there i just know therell be a snowball in my face
i spent hours putting my make up on and that would be the biggest fuck you
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You put makeup on and then wear sunglasses? That seems like a shame.
Also you have protection.
Come to me, David.
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i will legit wake up early
take time away from my beauty rest
to see and taste an egbert breakfast
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and you have one free coupon for this shit
the area around my eyes is paler than the rest of my face. fuck you for being inconsiderate to a girls needs
what protection
are you a magic condom or something
should i really be lured in by your sweet seductive siren song
i swear if you pelt even a single snowflake at me i will get my revenge and you wont like it
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...Yeah, sure, that. Let's go with that.
[He meant your sunglasses, dear.]
Action!!!!!!
im going to regret this
[Dave bundles the hell up before going outside to meet up with John.]
!!!!!!!!
Hehehehehehehe.
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Yep, 'cause I definitely didn't see that one comin'.
[That's about when a random future Dave comes along to dump an armful of snow on John's head before disappearing again.]
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...That's not fair!
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Anyway! I got paint and food coloring and stuff. Wanna help?
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[Sign.]
Only reason I'm out here. Other than to get revenge on your underhanded prankster tactics. What're we doin' first?
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[John tosses Dave some yellow spray paint and yellow food coloring.]
I'll go start on the crocodile. Let me know if you need some lift.
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If that's what we're callin' it these days. Yeah, I'll call you when I need you for the higher parts.
[He shakes up the spray paint, setting the food coloring aside for the moment. Dave's expecting to be coated in some yellow and red by the end of this.]
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that he might have the narration can't remember if he's ever seen them whoops. But in the end it starts to look disturbingly like Zelda.]...Where am I going wrong, here?
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Think your salamanders but with a longer fuckin' snout.
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Stop that, Zelda. That's creepy.]
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What do you think?
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Looks good, dude. You happy with it?
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[He floats down to look at what Dave's gotten done. Huh, he hadn't realized how long he'd been working on the croc! Dave painted almost the entire bottom.]
Hehehe, it looks more like Casey, you're right.
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