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entranceway2014-10-01 10:43 am
beatupgrass) wrote in entranceway2014-10-01 10:43 am
Entry tags:
- attack on titan: levi,
- dominion: william whele,
- glee: shannon beiste,
- harry potter: lily evans,
- harry potter: remus lupin,
- marvel: jane foster,
- marvel: lana baumgartner,
- marvel: rocket,
- marvel: steve rogers,
- marvel: thor odinson,
- once upon a time: killian jones,
- once upon a time: neal cassidy,
- teen wolf: scott mccall,
- the wild road: cy,
- zombies run: simon lauchlan
001 ✘ Video
[Hello, Wonderland.
This is an unfeasibly large gun.
In fact, that's pretty much the entire broadcast right now- the four barrels of an unfeasibly large laser cannon. Off-screen, presumably wielding said unfeasibly large cannon, a Brooklyn-accented voice speaks up.]
I've been here two hours and I ain't heard any demands, so I hope I'm not stealin' your thunder if I skip the theatrics and move right on to the negotiation process. [There's a pause and then a dry laugh.] Oh, who am I kiddin'. I don't give a shit about your thunder. You took somethin' what belongs to me. Four somethings actually. They go by the names Peter Quill, Gamora, Drax, and Groot. They are completely helpless without me, so I get why you'd think they were the ones to kidnap. This will still go down in history as the dumbest move of your lives, so way to think strategically, you d'ast imbeciles.
Here's my terms. If I don't see all four of 'em alive 'n breathin' in the next six seconds, I'm gonna put a round in this communicator just for the hell of it. And then I'm gonna put about eight more rounds in your face. And after that I'll get real creative.
[The gun is lowered. And there is one pissed off raccoon now staring into the screen.] Do I make myself perfectly freakin' clear?
This is an unfeasibly large gun.
In fact, that's pretty much the entire broadcast right now- the four barrels of an unfeasibly large laser cannon. Off-screen, presumably wielding said unfeasibly large cannon, a Brooklyn-accented voice speaks up.]
I've been here two hours and I ain't heard any demands, so I hope I'm not stealin' your thunder if I skip the theatrics and move right on to the negotiation process. [There's a pause and then a dry laugh.] Oh, who am I kiddin'. I don't give a shit about your thunder. You took somethin' what belongs to me. Four somethings actually. They go by the names Peter Quill, Gamora, Drax, and Groot. They are completely helpless without me, so I get why you'd think they were the ones to kidnap. This will still go down in history as the dumbest move of your lives, so way to think strategically, you d'ast imbeciles.
Here's my terms. If I don't see all four of 'em alive 'n breathin' in the next six seconds, I'm gonna put a round in this communicator just for the hell of it. And then I'm gonna put about eight more rounds in your face. And after that I'll get real creative.
[The gun is lowered. And there is one pissed off raccoon now staring into the screen.] Do I make myself perfectly freakin' clear?
[Video] (Sorry this is so late)
[He smiles and tries not to laugh at that.] Yeah, the magic part is tough to swallow. But I've seen things recently that make it easier to believe. Then again, the whole 'different times' thing seems like magic to me, so there's probably a better explanation.
[Video] (no worries!!)
Clearly, he's never been to Asgard though.] And any planet that can kidnap people at will is bound to be screwin' somethin' up. No wonder everything's fucked up here.
[Video]
[He's caught onto the way Rocket speaks, as if he generally sees a bit more of the 'big picture' than the Earthbound pup is used to. He's met angels, elves, and superheroes, so alien raccoons aren't much of a leap. It actually made more sense with the whole talking woodland creature thing. The Brooklyn accent, though... that doesn't quite fit right with the 'alien raccoon' theory.]
So, no other planets like this, then? I mean, that look like they came right out of a storybook?
[Video]
Not that I seen. They wouldn't last. Too many people out there who'd think they were easy pickin's. I mean look at this place. Unless it's hidin' the weapons under the fancy topiaries, it's got no way of defendin' itself. They're more concerned with keepin' us grounded than what's out there.
[Assuming there is anything out there and they're not in a freakin' fishbowl. Things don't add up, but Rocket's trying to keep logic and reason into this.]
[Video]
Okay, but if they've gone through so much trouble and thought to keep us here, then you'd think they would have thought about the possibility of something attacking, right? Maybe that invisible bubble that keeps us from leaving and turns us around when we try to swim too far out or go too deep into the forest also keeps other people out the same way it keeps us in? I mean, if they can do it from the inside, why not the outside too? I'm... not used to this kind of thing, so maybe there are other factors I'm not thinking about, but... [He offers a shrug. He's trying to be helpful.]
[Video]
Rocket didn't know about that bubble out to sea, so his ears flick in annoyance, but he can't dispute it. And when he speaks, it's with the annoyed tone of someone who has processed everything Scott just said and found it helpful, but also irritating as shit.]
Shields. They got freakin' shields. 'Course they do.
[Video]
Sorry. Guess no one told you about that part. If it's a shield there's gotta be a power source, right?
[He would have thought Iron Man would have found it by now if there had been... but they were all working under the assumption it was magic. So maybe no one looked.]
[Video]
[No planet is 100% grounded, anyway. Even Terra's got spaceships. Primitive shitty spaceships, but spaceships.]
[Video]
If I find out anything about something that could be a power grid or uh... someone working on a ship or something, do you want me to send you a message?
[Video]
[hahahaha. hah.]