ＲＯＣＫＥＴ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
beatupgrass) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
entranceway2014-10-01 10:43 am
beatupgrass) wrote in entranceway2014-10-01 10:43 am
Entry tags:
- attack on titan: levi,
- dominion: william whele,
- glee: shannon beiste,
- harry potter: lily evans,
- harry potter: remus lupin,
- marvel: jane foster,
- marvel: lana baumgartner,
- marvel: rocket,
- marvel: steve rogers,
- marvel: thor odinson,
- once upon a time: killian jones,
- once upon a time: neal cassidy,
- teen wolf: scott mccall,
- the wild road: cy,
- zombies run: simon lauchlan
001 ✘ Video
[Hello, Wonderland.
This is an unfeasibly large gun.
In fact, that's pretty much the entire broadcast right now- the four barrels of an unfeasibly large laser cannon. Off-screen, presumably wielding said unfeasibly large cannon, a Brooklyn-accented voice speaks up.]
I've been here two hours and I ain't heard any demands, so I hope I'm not stealin' your thunder if I skip the theatrics and move right on to the negotiation process. [There's a pause and then a dry laugh.] Oh, who am I kiddin'. I don't give a shit about your thunder. You took somethin' what belongs to me. Four somethings actually. They go by the names Peter Quill, Gamora, Drax, and Groot. They are completely helpless without me, so I get why you'd think they were the ones to kidnap. This will still go down in history as the dumbest move of your lives, so way to think strategically, you d'ast imbeciles.
Here's my terms. If I don't see all four of 'em alive 'n breathin' in the next six seconds, I'm gonna put a round in this communicator just for the hell of it. And then I'm gonna put about eight more rounds in your face. And after that I'll get real creative.
[The gun is lowered. And there is one pissed off raccoon now staring into the screen.] Do I make myself perfectly freakin' clear?
This is an unfeasibly large gun.
In fact, that's pretty much the entire broadcast right now- the four barrels of an unfeasibly large laser cannon. Off-screen, presumably wielding said unfeasibly large cannon, a Brooklyn-accented voice speaks up.]
I've been here two hours and I ain't heard any demands, so I hope I'm not stealin' your thunder if I skip the theatrics and move right on to the negotiation process. [There's a pause and then a dry laugh.] Oh, who am I kiddin'. I don't give a shit about your thunder. You took somethin' what belongs to me. Four somethings actually. They go by the names Peter Quill, Gamora, Drax, and Groot. They are completely helpless without me, so I get why you'd think they were the ones to kidnap. This will still go down in history as the dumbest move of your lives, so way to think strategically, you d'ast imbeciles.
Here's my terms. If I don't see all four of 'em alive 'n breathin' in the next six seconds, I'm gonna put a round in this communicator just for the hell of it. And then I'm gonna put about eight more rounds in your face. And after that I'll get real creative.
[The gun is lowered. And there is one pissed off raccoon now staring into the screen.] Do I make myself perfectly freakin' clear?
[Video]
[EXCUSE YOU, RACCOON.]
'Different' doesn't have to mean 'backwards.' It is what it is. I'll admit, this place is a bigger adjustment for some than others, but just because it's not what you're used to doesn't make it backwards. Magic itself can be incredibly advanced. And it's not--
[It's not bullshit.]
It's not what you said.
[Video]
[Slowly, as if MAYBE SHE DIDN'T HEAR HIM THE FIRST TIME. Because that's what it is. That is what he said.]
Don't get all prissy, lady. As you say- it is whatever it is. And called by any other name, yada, yada, yada, so on and so forth. And I bet all your fancy magic can't get me a ship off this rock, can it?
[Video]
Not yet, but I promise you, it's the key to getting out of here -- you have to fight fire with fire when it comes to magic.
[Like your guns would be any more useful, raccoon.]
[Video]
[STUBBORN.]
[Video]
[Please.]
Unless you plan to burn down the mansion along with everyone in it?
[Video]
What d'you think I am? A maniac? You evacuate everyone first, then you burn it down.
[And then everyone is homeless and the problem isn't solved.
He seems to realize this might not be the best plan...]
[Video]
You might be. You're the one threatening to shoot people and hinting at arson.
[She's just saying.]
You could find a more constructive way to put your anger to use. I'm all for finding a way out and encourage people to do what they can to try, but not if it includes destroying everything around you in the process.
[Video]
'Cause the friendly togetherness thing has done you a lot of favors so far. [Case in point: you are all still here.] Maybe a little destruction will get the higher ups' attention.
[Video]
I don't think they're going to pay much mind to any demands or destruction that comes at the hands of a raccoon!
[She went there.]
[Video]
and also mad. SEE HIS SNARLING FACE.]
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[Video]
[She huffs again, exasperated.]
That doesn't mean there's anything wrong with what you are, but they don't care what any of us have to say. Yes, taking action is the key to our escape and yes, we have to take it into our own hands, but waving guns around and hoping it gets a response won't do any of us any good.
[Especially raccoons tho.]
[Video]
Which, uh, taps into some very visceral triggers...
But since he's not in the same room as she is and not drunk enough to do anything really crazy, he just makes a frustrated sound AND SLAMS HIS FOOT DOWN ON THE COMMUNICATOR TO TURN IT OFF.
THAT'LL SHOW HER....]
[Video]
No, but really, she'll-- she'll probably apologize later.]