[If there is one thing Wonderland should have gotten used to by now, it’s that Mettaton is a diva who loves to surprise. Therefore when the camera pops on, Wonderland is greeted with the beautiful face of the robot… and the pumpkin that is currently on his head. That has his face carved into it. It’s a startlingly good replica of his face but begs the question of why he put the pumpkin on in the first place if he was going to “show” it anyway…]

Hellooooooo~ Wonderland! Did you miss me? It’s once again been terribly long since I have posted here and for that I do apologize! To make up for my tearful absence, I want to propose an idea! Yes yes, I know what you’re thinking-

But Mettaton! The last idea you put forth you didn’t follow through! How can we ever trust you again?

[The robot puts a hand on his chest, tilting his head to the side as if completely heartbroken. The carved pumpkin face, however, does not change its orange smile.]

I know, darlings, I know, it’s terribly tragic the things I have gone through while here in Wonderland as of late, but never fear! It seems that the winds of fortune are changing and that I will be more present with you all once again!

Now! Onto the good stuff!

My next proposal for this glorious month of spooks and scares is- a haunted house! Wonderland not turning itself into its OWN haunted house notwithstanding, I think a simple haunted house that’s run by fellow residents who we are 99.9% sure aren’t trying to kill us would be a great way to blow off steam! What do you all say?

I’ll be taking volunteers for this little project up to October 23rd so that we’ll have plenty of time to get things ready once we’ve confirmed everyone who is pitching in! I look forward from hearing from you, darlings~!

[Mettaton then makes a heart with his hands and then cuts the feed.]

((OOC: I made an OOC post about this here so feel free to hit that up too if you'd like to keep track of things!))