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entranceway2018-08-01 04:10 pm
middlefinger) wrote in entranceway2018-08-01 04:10 pm
Entry tags:
- #open,
- erased: kayo hinazuki,
- lucifer: mazikeen,
- marvel: daisy johnson (skye),
- marvel: natasha romanoff,
- outlander: claire fraser,
- persona 5: ryuji sakamoto,
- steven universe: steven universe,
- the vampire diaries: kol mikaelson,
- umineko: ange ushiromiya,
- wynonna earp: doc holliday,
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fourth shot; video;
[wynonna does not use the network often, and as she does so she's sort of making an informal wedding announcement, though she does not mean to, as her actual focus will become apparent soon.]
So. Has anyone just had the closets go completely rogue on them? Because I was looking for things to help me plan a wedding and somehow I ended up with this instead:
[she moves the camera to show off the siamese kitten she dug out of the closet along with some toys she pulled out for it after because she felt bad for it. it seemed so bored and restless.]
It's so cute I'd feel bad sending it back so I guess I am a cat-mom now? Which means this little lady needs a name. I'm pretty sure she's a lady -- I didn't see any balls on her.
[always a class act, wynonna.
but she has another thing she wants to talk about, so she adjusts the filters for the second half of the post, making it locked away from one doc holliday]
Okay, so if anyone is still paying attention to this, I have a question: it's my fiancé's birthday in a couple of weeks and I have no idea what to get him and when I asked for anon advice about him last year it worked out okay, so maybe owning up to needing the help this time will work too. Just what do you get for someone who is turning 167 anyway?
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
So. Has anyone just had the closets go completely rogue on them? Because I was looking for things to help me plan a wedding and somehow I ended up with this instead:
[she moves the camera to show off the siamese kitten she dug out of the closet along with some toys she pulled out for it after because she felt bad for it. it seemed so bored and restless.]
It's so cute I'd feel bad sending it back so I guess I am a cat-mom now? Which means this little lady needs a name. I'm pretty sure she's a lady -- I didn't see any balls on her.
[always a class act, wynonna.
but she has another thing she wants to talk about, so she adjusts the filters for the second half of the post, making it locked away from one doc holliday]
Okay, so if anyone is still paying attention to this, I have a question: it's my fiancé's birthday in a couple of weeks and I have no idea what to get him and when I asked for anon advice about him last year it worked out okay, so maybe owning up to needing the help this time will work too. Just what do you get for someone who is turning 167 anyway?
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
video
[look, in Wonderland anything is possible.]
No -- not a vampire. He's got eternal longevity but otherwise he's pretty human. And thanks.
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Cool, though! [ This time her laughter is from delight. ] Never heard of somebody bein' so old without bein' a vampire. Not that I ever knew many vampires...
[ Moving on. ]
Anyway, you're welcome. I'm Jessica! You old, too?
[ Granted, most everyone in Wonderland is old to her, so. ]
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[she's seen a lot of weird shit, she would not be surprised if someone was from a cult. that's all she's saying. she once had to infiltrate a cult. 0/10 would not recommend.]
Yeah, it seems even here he's pretty unique in that regard. You're not the first person to assume he was a vampire. [nor will she be the last, he's sure.]
Nope. I'm a baby in comparison, only 28.
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God, though. [ She blows out a sigh. ] Everybody here's so old.
[ A pause. ]
You ever feel like you're fuckin' a grandaddy when they're that old?
[ She doesn't have anyone to talk to about this sort of thing, okay! Don't blame her if she seizes an opportunity when she sees it! ]
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[or maybe it wasn't. the cult willa had been brainwashed by had been pretty terrible and creepy, but wynonna doesn't mention that, because willa isn't something she talks to just anyone about...or anyone about at all, really.
wynonna chokes a little at that -- which you should feel impressive jessica, it's rare someone flusters her and not the other way around. she clears her throat.]
Not really? I mean, he was best friends with my great-grandpa but I try really hard not to think about that. Kinda kills the mood.
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[ It's then that she realizes how out of nowhere and gross that question probably was. Jessica laughs and shrugs helplessly. She's impulsive, okay! Baby vamps can't help it!
So of course she's going to keep talking about it. ]
Yeah but, like. They're old. Imagine what they'd look like if they weren't immortal. It'd be like doin' a mummy!
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That alone is worth it. The man can do things with his hands alone that make my toes curl.
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Guess I...never thought of it like that.
[ Because, uh. Yeah. Her ex has been blown clear out the water in more ways than one. Granted, he's her only ex... ]
Okay, but do y'all ever have to deal with, like. Y'know. Time difference stuff? Like, they basically saw electricity get invented.
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...But what if they're a thousand years old? [ She throws her hands up. ] He might've fucked a goddamn dinosaur!
[ It's clear she's trying to steer this conversation to her worries. BECAUSE SHE HAS A LOT OF THEM. ]
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Well sure, he might have, but he's probably still had a lot of experience that could work in your favor.
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It's hard to keep arguing her point, though. There's too much logic there, so she has to concede. ]
I mean. I guess you're right. [ Unable to help it, she laughs herself. ] He is pretty damn experienced. I dunno why I'm always tryin' to find fault in good things.
Shit, sorry for sidetrackin' you like this, 'specially when I barely know you. And like, you're gettin' married. That's so cool!
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[wynonna will always be team go get sex girl]
It's fine! What's the point of marrying my great-great grandad's best friend if I can't pass on some pearls of wisdom?
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[ She shakes her head. Not the point! Still, if she could blush, she probably would be right now. Things were pretty up in the air with said T-rex killer, but who knew where they'd go? ]
Would you maybe want some help settin' up? [ Because she's ready to get off the topic of fucking a thousand year old vampire, or any sorts of talk of being with absurdly old people in general. ] Bet I could get it all done real quick!
[ It'd be a perfect sneaky way to get on the guest list! On the off chance she's having a nighttime wedding, anyway. Maybe at least she could go to the reception, since those tended to last into the evening? Throw her a bone! ]
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[there's a pause and then:]
If you wanted to come we could probably use someone who can take pictures of us.
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Oh my God, totally! I'll take so many, you'll hardly have room for 'em all!
[ Finally, she gets to go a wedding and enjoy it, not get forced into an itchy, hot dress and listen to people drone on about God and sanctity of marriage for ages. Eee! ]
Thank you so much! I'll start practicin' right now!
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and there is definitely going to be no lectures about god or really a religious aspect at all. neither wynonna nor doc are particularly religious.]
Perfect. Thank you.
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[ With a shrill shriek of happiness, off she goes to stop thinking about fucking old vampires and start honing her new skill. ]