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Jessica Hamby ([personal profile] alsoagirl) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2018-06-13 10:40 pm

video | oops, didn't mean to

[ When the feed starts up, Jessica's sitting there with her lips pursed like she's sucking on a lemon drop. She had a willing person. She'd done this before. Badly one of those times, but--well, whatever! She had a plan this time so potential death wouldn't happen again.

She clears her throat. She'd had plenty of time to rehearse this and get used to being able to send videos instantly--Youtube was still a baby in her time, okay--so here goes! ]


Hey, Mah-nato? Mee-nato? God, I hope I'm sayin' your name right. Uh, anyway. I know you been through some crazy shit, but I'm 'bout ready for some blood, if you don't mind.

[ She breathes out. He was so nice, so she was sure it'd be okay to ask, even if the timing was shit. But with all that fuckery on Monday, she felt like she needed it. ]

Lemme know when's good for you? 'Kay, bye.

[ After a few seconds of awkward silence, she makes a soft "oh!" sound before she remembers to shut the feed off. Well, that was easier than she thought it'd be!

Too bad she didn't realize her private message was far from private. Maaaaybe she should've played around with her device more. ]
soupcansam: (19)

[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-06-19 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
So you can actually taste a difference in people's blood??? This is incredible! Oh, if I let you have some of mine will you tell me what it tastes like?

[ Pineapple, he hopes. Like, he has ZERO concerns this is just awesome. ]
soupcansam: (tend to psych)

[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-06-21 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This might turn into an awesome day after all. ]

Second floor, room five. But I have two conditions if you're going to drink my blood: Number one, wrist only. No neck stuff, that area's reserved. Number two, you have to tell me what it tastes like. Pretend like you're describing a fine wine. And number three, perhaps most important of all, no 'thralling' me, okay? I've seen vampire movies, I'm willingly doing this, there's no need to hypnotize me into doing what you want.

[ So, bases covered! ]

That it, we good? Time to get this food truck on the road?
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[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-06-29 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought of that last one on the fly. Work with me here.

[ Shawn looks a little put out though, gesturing between the two of them. ]

Mutual trust! I trust you not to do something weird to me, you trust me not to....what, throw holy water on you? Is that a thing? Stab you in the heart with something wooden? We got this!

[ He can almost hear Gus telling him 'we don't got this' but too bad his friend isn't here to talk him out of this sort of life choice! ]
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[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-07-01 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Shawn throws open the door with a flourish. ]

Welcome new friend, to my humble abode.

[ It looks exactly like you'd expect a single idiot man's space to look like. Mismatched furniture, a pineapple lamp, and a lot of junk food on the table. But - and this is important to him - it's clean and not a pigsty, and smells like coconuts. Thanks, scented plugin!

Also, she'll soon realize he's not in it for cheap thrills, he literally just wants to know two things: if this is anything like Interview With the Vampire and if he's managed to make his blood taste like fruit punch. ]


Make yourself comfortable. Can I get you anything? Other than blood, I guess?
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[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-07-07 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. So you that part of the whole myth is true then? An e-invite doesn't work for vampires?

[ IIiiinteresting. It's really too bad Gus isn't here to take note. ]

Well, sure, yes, I invite you into mi casa. Please, come in.
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[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-07-17 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey, hey. No need to apologize. Being in an unfamiliar place and being different from a lot of the people here? That's gotta blow, right? Of course it does.

[ He sits next to her, then tries to think of all the ways someone drinking his blood could be more comfortable. ]

Uh...you know, since this is my first time, just be gentle.

[ Extending his arm toward her, he can't help adding: ]

I washed all the way up to my elbow. It's clean, I promise.
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[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-07-19 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I DIDN'T SAY I WAS READY.

[ It's not really a yell, and it's not really loud. More like high-pitched and oddly feminine when he speaks. Well, this is all...odd. Like giving blood except there's no squeezie ball and he doubts she'll give him cookies after. Although, he still could, very possibly, pass out after. ]
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[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-07-21 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Look, he's gonna have to be showered with gifts before he can offer his neck up like that to just anyone. Plus, it's harder to hide. ]

You just surprised me with your aggressive chimping and teeth and...stuff.

[ Shawn takes a breath and steadies himself before finally extending his wrist again. ]

Okay. Now I'm ready, please continue with the drinking.
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[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-07-24 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'm ready to take that step into drinking your blood in return, but thanks for the offer, that's very generous of you. But yes to juice and cookies, please. Apple, if the closet will give it. Oh, and chocolate chip.

[ The whole experience was surreal. He didn't know what he expected other than stabby pain in his wrist, and there was definitely that. But it didn't feel like something coming up through a straw like he thought it would.

Looking down at his wrist, he kind of wipes away the lingering blood. ]


Hey! What's the verdict in Flavor Town?
soupcansam: (erase the deception)

[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-07-28 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
...Pineapple, perhaps?

[ He says that around a mouthful of cookie as he watches her bandage. Then, he swallows and takes a sip of juice before speaking again. ]

Hey, you're pretty good at patching people up. Have a lot of experience or could you be the world's first vampire doctor?
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[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-07-31 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's honestly saying so many awesome things right now that he agrees with, completely. ]

Oh, I like cobbler. Peach, maybe. Can you make a pineapple cobbler? Wanna find out with me sometime?

[ He will blow that kitchen up trying if it comes to it. ]

Can I ask you a serious question? And uh...I'm not historically good with serious so, please don't get offended but. How did you...

[ At this trailing off, he puts his hands up and bares his teeth like some 1930s black and white Dracula film. ]

Turn, I guess. Die?
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[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-08-02 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a hell of a story.

[ And not at all disappointing. ]

It's also probably the best PSA about sneaking out I've ever heard in my life. Follow up question: Do you have to be buried for the whole thing to work or are uh...funerals that quick in Louisana?

[ She hasn't told him where she's from, but there's an accent. There's a definite accent, so he makes a guess. ]
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[personal profile] soupcansam 2018-08-04 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, that just makes him frown; his dad can be a jerk sometimes and he's the reason Shawn bounced when he was eighteen, but something tells him this just isn't the same. But she shakes him out of his thoughts and he raises his eyebrows. ]

It's a gift. Also, your accent.

[ He really can't go around telling people he's psychic here what with all the magic floating around and people who could actually be psychic. Who knows what actually exists in other worlds. Vampires don't exist in his, and yet here he is talking to one. ]

And I'm never gonna be the guy telling you to make responsible decisions. Usually. Most of the time.

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