[BLAME J'son of Spartax idk some asshole who is definitely not J'son of Spartax and I'm mad about it.

Not that Rocket knows this. He thinks that's perfectly reasonable. It's not like they ate him or anything. Or enslaved him. Or whatever.

And nope. That name means nothing. What r Amurrica.]

I got the gist of it. Mirrors are bad. The local monarchies don't like to show their faces much. Bad shit happens all the time. Nobody gets off this rock and if they do, they forget they were ever here.